Kitchen thoughts

I just emptied my dishwasher, which got me thinking (how that happens I'll never know), man I have a great pizza cutter. It's not new or space age, it just gets the job done without fail. Let's get past the fact that my affection for this utensil is unique. It started me thinking, what are my favorite kitchen apparati (correction it's apparatuses, the former is just more fun to say)? Here's the list.

1. The spoon -- a solid choice, very versatile.

2. The pizza cutter -- my pizza cutter is from an apartment in Texas. It's cut more pizza than I care to remember.

3. The non-stick anything -- Go Teflon.

4. The garbage disposal -- If you don't have to carry the wet pot or pan over the floor to throw away the crap no one ate it's a great thing. *Bonus* much less likely vermin will get into the garbage cans outside.

5. The refrigerator -- Anything need to be said there? OK, it keeps the beer cold. Has to be on the list.

Just a Quip..

"Skeptics are not exempt from normal human brain functions. It is a human tendency to become what you attack. Skeptics attack irrational thinkers and in the process become irrational."

I've just finished a book called God's Debris by Scot Adams. He is the guy who writes the cartoon strip Dilbert. I recommend it.

Thumbs up.

Sam, You are a better man than I.

This is a proclamation.

If I am to eat chicken, it will be boneless and skinless. If this also means I have to do the de-boning and de-skinning I will remain hungary (or eat a frozen pizza). Butchers earn their wage.

Hail to the King Baby.

The morning boredom has developed this next post. I have been lazily reading and searching this morning (basically wasting bandwidth, sorry Comcast)(I'm not really sorry). For whatever reason I have come across one of my favorite commericals in a long long time. I don't even know why, it just makes me laugh out loud when it's done every time I see it. I felt the need to share.






Just can't seem to go wrong with Mr. Bruce Campell.
Shop smart, shop S-Mart.

I Welcome Myself Back

I've done it. I have completed the sabbatical which left me in the desert of modern society. The Internet is on again in my household. I fully expect to loose all connection with the other family members again almost instantly. They might get an empty feeling in their tummies, which would cause them to pause for nourishment. Might say hi around that time.

The internet has missed me as well. I'd like to think so anyway. I say hello to my old friend, hello.

Whew! I made it back.




This is funny.

It was either this or finding a video of monkey flinging poo.

God love the internet.

No PC sucks I tell ya...

Here I sit, at the library. I now have a library card. This keyboard sucks and my newest emotion is kicking in "Paranoia". Are people looking over my shoulder? Why is that guy in the corner beating on the desk and his monitor turned away. Oh, there's recurring beat to his table tap. He's listening to his music. Maybe this is like in a coffee shop only I can't control my view. Blogging away wondering if I'm annoying someone with one of my mannerisms like so many of these others are driving me fucking nuts.

Here I sit, in the library, with new found motivation to replace the computer that is gone. I unplugged for a while, I moved and didn't turn on the cable or Internet for about 4 months. I thought it might do some good. It seems everyone is so dependent on all this stuff, I kind of wanted to see how I could handle it. If there were withdrawal symptoms. (I wish I would have brought some kind of sanitizer all of a sudden. The fella nearest me obviously is in the height of his disease. Who was at the shitty keyboard before me?) I really didn't have too bad of a problem being I could check email at work. Stuff like that. It hasn't hit me until I had to watch the Super Bowl on rabbit ears. MAN I miss HD! Now the need to do my taxes is upon me. I guess I will feel better at Beth's (the sister) house doing my taxes. (why does he always itch his nappy skull like that?)

I'm out of here, if I have to come back to the library to use a computer to post again I just won't post.

Wang Chung - New Music - More Music Videos

I wish I could proclaim, just once and mean it, "Everybody Wang Chung Tonight!". I haven't been in the right place at the right time to date, but I'm sure the day will come.

It all starts over from here

Welcome to the next year in the life...

I have an opportunity, it has to do with everything being different. In the coming year we will see how "different" will be. I will keep everyone informed.

Happy New Year